why everything gotta be sexual

animubutts:

chrispyfishinc:

Inspired by a friend

This should seriously become a children’s book

whatimeanis:

AAaaand the triforce is complete.

Link

Zelda

jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

image

black to the fuchsia

oh my god

eviljovan:

zizino:

theogblackjesus:

cumgirl1:

illumahottie:

egotisticalgiraffe:

paxamericana:

well, bye

good news, everyone

Um absoLUTELY NOT???????¿

no thanks………..

yall dead

RIP on tha plane lol

the usa is literally the dumbest fucking country on earth

blond-o-sonicscrewdriver:

papermategirl:

hi:

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING

image

Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs. 

I guess he’s just Mr Kr now

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

image

hylian fi!!! cus why not tbh.

“just a quick doodle :)”

- some amazing artist who just unwittingly crushed your dreams and entire soul (via toastoat)

stop-hammerkind:

doitsusleftnut:

I tried to rip someone’s heart out and all they gave me was-


SPITS

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

orange-sekimachi:

マンチカンの子猫たち生後1カ月になりました!

最近はお母さんと一緒にカリカリご飯も少しずつ食べるようになってきました。

離乳ももう少しかな?(^^)

mydraco:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn