sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

Why everything gotta be sexual

indikos:

lovelyandbrown:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.

Watch Vox’s full video to see the many other ways these unrealistic beauty standards effect where we work.

Holy schnikes.

Then why the fuck am I so broke

3ch0-lokshun:

mediocre-guitarist:

Happy Birthday, Frankie Foster!

Frankie is 30 years old today wowow

but look, at the time she got it she was only 15

give it time, though! some people take a fair bit of time to think up what they want to be commissioned. you might get some yet!

I doubt it, I’ve had that other commissions post circulating for months. But I can’t give up hope.

shugarskull:

Yeon Woo Jhi

That anon really has no idea, do they.

I don’t ask for commissions because I think my art’s hot shit and everyone wants it.

I need it because we are living paycheck to paycheck as far as rent, bills, and food supplies go

We need but cannot afford

A new microwave (it literally does not work)

two new chairs (the one that I use is in danger of falling apart and the one that my mother uses actually hurts her and she’s already in chronic pain)

a real mattress for my sister (she has the same pad from her crib which actually has no springs. The wooden frame of her bed can be felt through it and it’s not comfortable)

to fix our car after a collision that was not my mom’s fault, which causes the door to not shut fully

, and most of my mom’s shirts are raggedy because she cannot afford new ones in her size and holy shit is it hard to eat healthier to try and lose weight when you have to buy all your food at the 99 cents store!!!!!!

WOW ANON, like sending rude messages to people who don’t need your shit is so much more productive and admirable than actually putting yourself out there and giving it a go. w o w. what massively entitled bullshittery is this

I don’t see why people feel the need to try and harass others. I already get the same kind of message that that anon gave me all the time simply by no one biting at the commissions. They’re being redundant and I don’t know why.

what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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Wow that is rude anon. Thanks for being a dickwad. No one asked you for your opinion.

Ye pretty much \ o/

Anonymous whispered:
You really think you're going to get commissions wow

No, I really don’t think I’m going to. But I’m not going to not even try.

tardiscrash:

crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.